I recently mapped my (real! true! accurate!) sexual history on a spreadsheet. I find them highly interesting. Sidenote: I really, really hope my mom never finds my tumblr.
(Yes, I am hoping this will make you smile. Or laugh. Or just…feel better.)
I knew the name of 93.8% of the men I’ve f***ed.
I used a condom with 32.3% of the men I’ve f***ed.
I had sex on more than one occasion with 35.4% of the men I’ve f***ed.
I was sober 10.8% of the time.
I had anal sex with 24.6% of the men I’ve f***ed.
7.7% of the men were virgins.
9.2% of the men were married.
I was cheating on a boyfriend 10.8% of the time.
I was in a relationship with 7.7% of the men I’ve f***ed.So there you have it. Sixty five dudes, by the numbers.
A record of casual, unsafe, one-time, meaningless, drunken, adulterous sexual liaisons; and the poster is seemingly proud of them (despite her hoping that her mom never sees the list).
Every time you have sex you are potentially bringing another human being into the world (and into a 1-parent household), and every time you have adulterous sex you are violating marriage vows. Sex being taken so lightly makes me sad.
