3rd Rock from the Sun
Harry: You know it's weird? I mean, if a human wants to be rich, or thin or happy, they gotta read about how to do it in a book.
Sally: Yeah, but all the negative crap seems to come easily.
Dick: There's no book that tells you how to be selfish, stupid, or obnoxious.
Harry: Hey, maybe you should write one!
Dick: I could, but... I'm too lazy.
